do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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