Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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