I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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