If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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