cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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