How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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