i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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