I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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