These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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