hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he just fucked me for my cheese..
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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