Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
im calling her cock vulture from now on
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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