I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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