out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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