do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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