we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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