yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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