Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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