the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I lost the right to judge tonight
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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