KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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