You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm bleeding and have questions
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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