my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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