no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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