We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
