is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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