I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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