Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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