oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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