i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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