I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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