babies were throwing up all over the place
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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