You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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