I hate all girls vehemently.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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