You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm like, not good at living.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
