I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
