i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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