No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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