we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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