READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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