Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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