you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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