I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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