I just saw a hot homeless man
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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