i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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