Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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