you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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