that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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