I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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