I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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