Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
it's great music for shaving your balls
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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