You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
foreskin is a definite game changer
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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