Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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