And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Randomize