Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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