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I cannot find my penis.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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